Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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