o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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