Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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