My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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