when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
COCAINE IS GR8
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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