I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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