What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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