i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
