I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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