What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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