You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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