problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
How external is "for external use only"?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Randomize
