He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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