I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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