Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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