he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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