Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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