Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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