Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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