some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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