Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
smell my finger.
It's just like the Real World with babies
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
