Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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