My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We were destined to go to rehab together
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize