so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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