We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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