It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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