Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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