she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How naked do you want me to be?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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