So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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