i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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