he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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