sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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