Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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