gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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