Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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