No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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