At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Pooping to opera.
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