he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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