Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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