that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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