My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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