Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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