She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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