just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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