i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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