sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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