real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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