When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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