He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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