Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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