Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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