don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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