Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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