I'm drive I can fine osifer
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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