omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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