No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
being pregnant is like rehab
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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