theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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