I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
